Golden’s new mayor, Ron Oszust was last seen at Cedar Lake on Sunday afternoon, engulfed in a pink light that came beaming down from an unidentified flying object.
A local photographer managed to snap a quick picture before Oszust disappeared, seemingly into thin air.
“He was there one moment, then he was just gone,” said the photographer who wished to remain anonymous.
There has been no official sighting of the Mayor since then, but the authorities are warning anyone who thinks they have spotted him to approach with extreme caution.
“We have reason to believe that a surrogate has been sent to take his place,” said special agent Scully.
“If you think you see him, ask him what the code phrase is. If he responds with ‘I think there’s great value in that,’ than it is the real Ron Oszust. If not, back away slowly.”